I’m not going to lie to you, my favorite part of wearing lipstick is making funny faces in the mirror.

singtheskyandfightlikehell:

If you’re using the anon feature because you don’t want a message to be tracked back to you, you’re using it wrong.

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  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
seductivewheeze:

Pressing issues brought to you by Derek Noakes

seductivewheeze:

Pressing issues brought to you by Derek Noakes

'Have you ever been tested for autism?'

'I'm no good at tests.'

(Source: cheapedits)

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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jennapeter:

We’re not friends. And it’s important to me that you acknowledge that.

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mismatchedwhite said: I've read that ask you got before about Coraline, and just really wanted to tell you that ever since I read it (when I was 12 - 5 years ago) I don't think I became brave, but I think I understood I already was brave. You see, ever since, every time I get afraid (aka anxiety hits) I remember Coraline, and I remember that time when she said "when you're scared but you still do it anyway, that's brave." So thank you, Mr. Gaiman. That was one of the most wonderful gifts I've ever received.

neil-gaiman:

I was in my thirties when I figured that one out, and wrote CORALINE mostly to tell it to my daughters. I’m glad that it’s spread across the world. I’m glad it made your life better.